Fernando (Leo) (mrtrblmkr1) wrote in sex_tothe_max,
Fernando (Leo)

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oh-mi-god... i forgot i have to JOIN a community... *hits self*

Prime facts
-Name: Fernando
-Age: 15 (16 aug 22nd)
-Location:the big gay apple (NYC)
-Age you act: 21 (i think) and 6 (which oddly turns ppl on...)
-Location you wish you were: somewhere where romping, dry hump, and acting slutty is illegal if not done properly

-Drink: Martini and Manhattan, long island ice teas are O.K.
-Actor:Jake Gyllenhaal, talk about fuggin sexy, there's also Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and Elijah Wood, other male actors with penis must go through a physical exam... a VERY physical exam...
-Cheese:Stinky Cheese Man book... and Munster cheese
-Sexual Position: pile driver, and something hurt including, but very sexy, like the police.
-Books:Burger Wuss, Farenheit 451 (?) and Sam Carson: First Exposure
-Old School toy:Dildo

This or that
-Regular or Mechanical Pencil? Hard one... Regular, it needs the extra work and care
-Eaten alive by mosquitoes or eat Marmite for the rest of your life? what's marmite?
-Sex with ToLo or Chalky? Chalky
-Croc-a-wear or Rock-a-wear? Croc-a-wear
-Friends in low places or enemies in high places? both
-Drunk sex or Bad sex? bad sex, you're sober so you won't pick up the ugly from the bar
-One Night in Paris or Sex in a car on a steamer that hit an iceberg? Sex in a car on a steamer that hit an iceberg
-Audrey Hepburn or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Audrey Hepburn

-Give us a pick-up line. (No “What’s your sign”): Where the fuck were you last night!? Don't fucking talk back to me! You damn right are gonna fix that when we get home
-Make us laugh: ...fuckass
-What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? that would be to try to bleach my hair from jet black to platinum blonde in one application...

-Promote somewhere. Anywhere. *makes a iron press printout of a picture found here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/kaorunagisa/349988.html *

-What makes you “Sex to the Max”? I make out with almost everynew friend, and like Julianne, most of my conversations deal with me and my penis/body and/or some freakish sex position/act/stunt (dirty things) making me SEX TO THE MAX

I also know a very hott british guy here...
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