Fernando (Leo) (mrtrblmkr1) wrote in sex_tothe_max,
Fernando (Leo)

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oh-mi-god... i forgot i have to JOIN a community... *hits self*

Prime facts
-Name: Fernando
-Age: 15 (16 aug 22nd)
-Location:the big gay apple (NYC)
-Age you act: 21 (i think) and 6 (which oddly turns ppl on...)
-Location you wish you were: somewhere where romping, dry hump, and acting slutty is illegal if not done properly

-Drink: Martini and Manhattan, long island ice teas are O.K.
-Actor:Jake Gyllenhaal, talk about fuggin sexy, there's also Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and Elijah Wood, other male actors with penis must go through a physical exam... a VERY physical exam...
-Cheese:Stinky Cheese Man book... and Munster cheese
-Sexual Position: pile driver, and something hurt including, but very sexy, like the police.
-Books:Burger Wuss, Farenheit 451 (?) and Sam Carson: First Exposure
-Old School toy:Dildo

This or that
-Regular or Mechanical Pencil? Hard one... Regular, it needs the extra work and care
-Eaten alive by mosquitoes or eat Marmite for the rest of your life? what's marmite?
-Sex with ToLo or Chalky? Chalky
-Croc-a-wear or Rock-a-wear? Croc-a-wear
-Friends in low places or enemies in high places? both
-Drunk sex or Bad sex? bad sex, you're sober so you won't pick up the ugly from the bar
-One Night in Paris or Sex in a car on a steamer that hit an iceberg? Sex in a car on a steamer that hit an iceberg
-Audrey Hepburn or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Audrey Hepburn

-Give us a pick-up line. (No “What’s your sign”): Where the fuck were you last night!? Don't fucking talk back to me! You damn right are gonna fix that when we get home
-Make us laugh: ...fuckass
-What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? that would be to try to bleach my hair from jet black to platinum blonde in one application...

-Promote somewhere. Anywhere. *makes a iron press printout of a picture found here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/kaorunagisa/349988.html *

-What makes you “Sex to the Max”? I make out with almost everynew friend, and like Julianne, most of my conversations deal with me and my penis/body and/or some freakish sex position/act/stunt (dirty things) making me SEX TO THE MAX

I also know a very hott british guy here...
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You're funny!
I vote yes.

Jake Gyllenhaal's neck is SEX.

Woo hoo.
I say yes because...

1. you added multiple comments to my journal making me feel special
2. Your actor answer.
3. I like your name.
4. You know a very hot British guy.

So...YES, and...can I meet this British guy?
hehe, i'm trying to get in contact with the hot brit guy for my bday... so yea, it'll probably mean hott interracial/international love sex plus pics.. yea... umm... :P :D

i'll try to bring pics around for you to enjoy...
And I will be waiting on the edge of my seat!
Somebody likes Donnie Darko because Fuckass makes me laugh. Mwhaha.

You are soooo totally like in!
C.And as already said, THE HOT BRITISH GUY. Oh my. As you can tell, we really really like British guys....

Uh-huh, Yesum, I say.
Oh baby.

Hot damn yes.