By hereby joining this community, you, the joiner, have agreed to the following terms: -To never, ever, talk badly about the Unstoppable Duo or Alfred, but you may talk goodly about us. -To be weird. Because that is the way that everyone should be. -You may not say that you like Britney Spears but you will not be tarred and/or feathered if you listen to her in the privacy of your own home. -Same rule applies for Hilary Duff and William Hung, see above. -You may not say that you yourself are not sex, because by being in this community, you ARE sex to the ULTAMITE max. -You must use the words: Rad, Stellar, Neat, Spiffy, Awesome, and Wicked in your everyday vocab to make yourselves cool like Becky, Genny or Katherine ...... but you may not use the word ACE. It is only to be used by Al and K.iZzle with the exception of Gennizzle because only we know the origin of why we use it. -You may not, REPEAT, may not type like the following example: Lyke OMG eye em lyke so0oooo0oo xsighded 2 lyke b en dis comunty bcuz eye jst lyke luv Becky, Genny and Katherine n eye jst wiSsh dat eye wuz dem. Come on people. Is it THAT hard to add the extra letter or two? -Having some sort of criminal background will increase your chances of being accepted. -If you mention the Stinky Cheese Man book in one of your answers, we will know that you have read these guidlines. -If you like wearing skirts to the flipping mall, don't even apply. -If you hated Napoleon Dynamite, you also need not apply. -If you have any hot British friends, mention them and you are automatically in. -Don’t use an exclamation at the end of every stupid sentence. If you’re excited, hold it back, We know we’re awesome. -Don’t ever use the phrase “like Whoa” unless it is following Sex to the Max. Example: “Damn, I am Sex to the Max like WHOA.” -If you are British.. you are more than in. -All should know that HP stands for Harry Potter not the flipping club. -When asked "If you could watch any movie backwards, what would it be?", the best reply would be A SEX TAPE. -Know that Al. F. Red is a nymphomaniac and there is no stopping her from going on many sexual escapades. -Know the complete definition of Deppathon, which is "a time period in which we continuously watch motion pictures featuring Johnny Depp." -You must love the Spice Girls and not be afraid to admit that you jam out and remember the whole entire Stop Right Now dance. -You must never ever try any form of dancing like that of Lindsay Lohan in the opening of the MTV Movie Awards. -You must worship Conan with every fiber of your being. -You must never tell anyone of the Stalker tendencies of one of our "Mods". -Use an LJ-Cut, because I said so.
Application: Prime facts -Name: -Age: -Location: -Age you act: -Location you wish you were:
Favorite… -Drink: -Actor: -Cheese: -Sexual Position: -Books: -Old School toy:
This or that -Regular or Mechanical Pencil? -Eaten alive by mosquitoes or eat Marmite for the rest of your life? -Sex with ToLo or Chalky? -Croc-a-wear or Rock-a-wear? -Friends in low places or enemies in high places? -Drunk sex or Bad sex? -One Night in Paris or Sex in a car on a steamer that hit an iceberg? -Audrey Hepburn or Jennifer Love Hewitt?
-Give us a pick-up line. (No “What’s your sign”): -Make us laugh: -What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
-Promote somewhere. Anywhere.
-What makes you “Sex to the Max”?
Oh yeah, add some pictures if you want. BUT, the British thing is back. IF YOU'RE A HOT BRITISH GUY OF COUSE WE WANT TO SEE YOU....