L a u r e n ♥ (clavin_chaos) wrote in sex_tothe_max,
L a u r e n ♥

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yayay i finally figured out how to flipping join this community

Hey there. My name is Lauren. I think I'm already in this fancy community of sex but I would like to post my application anyway. So here goes nothing:

Prime facts
-Location:In Drew's (from Illinios) pants
-Age you act:43 and 3/4
-Location you wish you were: In Thomas' pants..he hates us though.

-Drink: Beer behind my neighbors truck with Genny.
-Actor: Bob Saggot. Danny is sexy. Just kidding
-Cheese:Toe Cheese
-Sexual Position:Anything..as long as we are in the laundry room.
-Books:Stinky Cheese Man
-Old School toy:hmm

This or that
-Regular or Mechanical Pencil? Mechanical
-Eaten alive by mosquitoes or eat Marmite for the rest of your life? What the hell is Marmite
-Sex with ToLo or Chalky? Threesome with both
-Croc-a-wear or Rock-a-wear? Croc-a-Wear .. ToLos my idol.
-Friends in low places or enemies in high places? My brain hurts from that question
-Drunk sex or Bad sex? I'd have to say my only sexual escapades have been both very drunk and VERY bad sex. I hope someone tells him I said that.
-One Night in Paris or Sex in a car on a steamer that hit an iceberg? One Night in Paris so Genny can sit on the couch and ignore boys. She can't do that in the car.
-Audrey Hepburn or Jennifer Love Hewitt? I have no clue.

-Give us a pick-up line. (No “What’s your sign”):Do you have a quarter? Because I promised my Mom I'd call when I found the man of my dreams.
-Make us laugh: No
-What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? Became friends with Tina O'donnell

-Promote somewhere. Anywhere. Come to cheerleading practice. You can meet Vanessa-Rae the best base in the world

-What makes you “Sex to the Max”? I get fisted everynight so I can be like everyones idol..Tina O'donnell.

Oh yeah, add some pictures if you want. BUT, the British thing is back. IF YOU'RE A HOT BRITISH GUY OF COUSE WE WANT TO SEE YOU....

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